"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance."
Ali ibn Abi-Talib (via small-deeds)
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
"Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours."