i dont think i have publicly announced this yet:
i desperately wish to own and operate a wildly-successful dildo-making business in the hopes that i can land a reality-television deal with a show titled “dick dynasty”. i sincerely doubt A&E would pick it up…but maybe some corporation with a little bit of a more racy past…like HBO or showtime.
whos in?

just chillin with kevin hart. ya know.
i will be so surprised if this hot-ass new daft punk shit is NOT the most remixed and sampled shit for the next year. its kind of a travesty because the likelihood of these jams being butchered and pasted all over shitty radio stations and weakass small clubs (like in lakeview…or at aqua) is so incredibly high. at least daft punk didnt (and has never) caved in to trends. i expressed fear of that a while back some time…and my fears were undoubtedly shattered. thank you daft punk.

okay well what happened? did they not follow through?
damn it

lolwut

and there i am again. remember when i used to be cute with a shaved face, like in 2010?
(but i never should have let that moron cut my hair back then, look how ugly and short it was)

okay well this is what a completely-snapped leaf spring looks like on the front right wheel. this is what it looks like because your driver at work drives like a mother. fucking. maniac and doesnt avoid rough spots in roads and drives about a thousand fucking miles an hour and is a big dumb fucking idiot altogether.

the back leaf springs on the right side were also damaged, and again it was the top leaf spring itself…but that damage was less severe because there are more springs, thus more support, for the weight on the back of the truck. not to mention, without previous knowledge, the back leaf spring had seemed to have been broken for some time now.
this should have never happened.
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lol me
should be mandatory around the entire planet
A tattoo of a “youtube famous” scene kid. her instagram is a collection of ugly tattoos
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wow so deep- theheadlesshawk
good LARD
e v e r y t h i n g is wrong with this
i wouldnt be surprised if this dumbass if from alabama
yeah sarah keep your shit comments to yourself
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okay so, no surprise: i love daft punk’s “random access memories” real hard. this on repeat forever.
man, this new daft punk is really funky and different. kind of tame.
but in a good way
reminds me of the “drive” soundtrack.
i think i prefer old daft punk, but this isnt “bad” by any means.
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