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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>anti-drugs /// Facebook</description><title>OH MY GOURD</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jacobburnett)</generator><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>i will be so surprised if this hot-ass new daft punk shit is NOT the most remixed and sampled shit...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i will be so surprised if this hot-ass new daft punk shit is NOT the most remixed and sampled shit for the next year. its kind of a travesty because the likelihood of these jams being butchered and pasted all over shitty radio stations and weakass small clubs (like in lakeview&amp;#8230;or at aqua) is so incredibly high. at least daft punk didnt (and has never) caved in to trends. i expressed fear of that a while back some time…and my fears were undoubtedly shattered. thank you daft punk.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51069093820</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51069093820</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:53:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
okay well what happened? did they not follow through?
damn it</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/c20bea52a15f3178223c7e05da84b244/tumblr_inline_mn65vsuAW21qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;okay well what happened? did they not follow through?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;damn it&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51019836982</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51019836982</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:17:08 -0400</pubDate><category>thanks WWTDD</category></item><item><title>
lolwut</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/588c09807c7c1b08805306d3ab5f0cbc/tumblr_inline_mn65ooOcZj1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lolwut&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51019565036</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51019565036</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:13:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
and there i am again. remember when i used to be cute with a shaved face, like in 2010?
(but i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ed309ef3e2b8e86a541456dce725aa7a/tumblr_inline_mn65l99nOW1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and there i am again. remember when i used to be cute with a shaved face, like in 2010?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(but i never should have let that moron cut my hair back then, look how ugly and short it was)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51019374407</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51019374407</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:11:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
okay well this is what a completely-snapped leaf spring looks like on the front right wheel. this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6442b5cfb0ccd0fca2a9f71909b21827/tumblr_inline_mn658cgC0A1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;okay well this is what a completely-snapped leaf spring looks like on the front right wheel. this is what it looks like because your driver at work drives like a mother. fucking. maniac and doesnt avoid rough spots in roads and drives about a thousand fucking miles an hour and is a big dumb fucking idiot altogether.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/62a6db9ea67184c149e0d1a2d48ef972/tumblr_inline_mn65ih7jfi1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;the back leaf springs on the right side were also damaged, and again it was the top leaf spring itself&amp;#8230;but that damage was less severe because there are more springs, thus more support, for the weight on the back of the truck. not to mention, without previous knowledge, the back leaf spring had seemed to have been broken for some time now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this should have never happened.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51019300098</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51019300098</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:10:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>did-you-kno:

Source

lolololol me me me m em em em ememe me mem...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/222c87bddd4df0c9ac510de8a6134f1a/tumblr_mn0id6qlio1qkvbwso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50762697442/source"&gt;did-you-kno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-health-social-network-depression,0,5533082.story"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lolololol me me me m em em em ememe me mem m m e&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018911843</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018911843</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:04:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>did-you-kno:

Source

lol me</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1112e25ca3cec11b9342fcbbdbb0f5a9/tumblr_mn0ii1B7CQ1qkvbwso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50766692418/source"&gt;did-you-kno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/10-addictions-you-might-not-know-you-have6.htm"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lol me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018830190</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018830190</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:03:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>did-you-kno:

Source

should be mandatory around the entire...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6595036b4f26a6616149b34f656a5505/tumblr_mn1051dNLy1qkvbwso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50783154087/source"&gt;did-you-kno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/south-korea-chemical-castration_n_1541888.html"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;should be mandatory around the entire planet&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018786126</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018786126</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:03:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fucknobadtattoos:

A tattoo of  a “youtube famous” scene kid....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b1929e2e5e48fb5441fde8da0b4f371/tumblr_mlzpaj7XGx1qig9c5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fucknobadtattoos.tumblr.com/post/50701158832/a-tattoo-of-a-youtube-famous-scene-kid-her"&gt;fucknobadtattoos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A tattoo of  a “youtube famous” scene kid. her instagram is a collection of ugly tattoos&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;submitted by alice&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;wow so deep &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- theheadlesshawk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;good LARD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;e v e r y t h i n g is wrong with this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i wouldnt be surprised if this dumbass if from alabama&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018194659</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018194659</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:55:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fucknobadtattoos:

yeah sarah keep your shit comments to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/351453bcae01d4ed1b265ab05dd452f6/tumblr_mltnhfbFuI1s7cv54o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fucknobadtattoos.tumblr.com/post/50716164444/yeah-sarah-keep-your-shit-comments-to-yourself"&gt;fucknobadtattoos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yeah sarah keep your shit comments to yourself&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018061612</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/51018061612</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:54:02 -0400</pubDate><category>LOLOLOL</category></item><item><title>okay so, no surprise: i love daft punk&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8220;random access memories&amp;#8221; real hard. this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;okay so, no surprise: i love daft punk&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8220;random access memories&amp;#8221; real hard. this on repeat forever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50988165834</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50988165834</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 09:42:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>man, this new daft punk is really funky and different. kind of tame.
but in a good way
reminds me of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;man, this new daft punk is really funky and different. kind of tame.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but in a good way&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;reminds me of the &amp;#8220;drive&amp;#8221; soundtrack.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i think i prefer old daft punk, but this isnt &amp;#8220;bad&amp;#8221; by any means.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50920025163</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50920025163</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:02:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>explodingdog 2003 - 2005 only</title><description>&lt;p&gt;explodingdog 2003 - 2005 only&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50919322252</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50919322252</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:50:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>goodies in the mail</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/c4b72217a01b32e2c8fc694fcf5d3e66/tumblr_inline_mn3yqymrc61qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thanks daft punk&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50919147778</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50919147778</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:48:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>some times you wanna go to a barber shop and get a straight-razor shave, so you do


i feel like i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;some times you wanna go to a barber shop and get a straight-razor shave, so you do&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d4963e4bb1c3a7278db9ae621d28253/tumblr_inline_mn0n1ixhWQ1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/06269e58b0094772eb04f12a5326dcf0/tumblr_inline_mn0n2n4j5m1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i feel like i look really goofy and baby-faced without facial hair (&amp;#8230;because i &lt;em&gt;do&lt;/em&gt;) but it was well worth it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/493696dcb4f56d0734c0eb0b4c09f7c1/tumblr_inline_mn0n4kAwC71qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thanks Carl Suggs&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50764286971</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50764286971</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:43:48 -0400</pubDate><category>awesome shit</category><category>me</category></item><item><title>its just beautiful

god bless america</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa1099905c93ff20768aa9dd64d95693/tumblr_mmypdsEB931qd0ln0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;its just beautiful&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://madison.illinoisgenweb.org/WWI/EagleCrying.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;god bless america&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50760222724</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50760222724</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:46:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hungrylikekevin:

So many great metal bands are ill-served by...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A4MK9bJdclc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.hungrylikekevin.com/post/48651202717/so-many-great-metal-bands-are-ill-served-by-shitty"&gt;hungrylikekevin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So many great metal bands are ill-served by shitty videos where they try to make themselves seem totally dark and badass (and where sometimes they reveal their terrible, bleached, 80’s-era Poison hair).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Great song.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Terrible video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ll get over it, but it’s going to be tough.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^^^ agreed 100000000000000%&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50469851151</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50469851151</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 22:52:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theexorcist:

Linda Blair tests one of Dick Smith’s more...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/155dfe1c9da1394ab1c6821be32b1eb5/tumblr_mmpsy518Zm1qb9nsso1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://behindtheexorcist.com/post/50391519085" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theexorcist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Linda Blair tests one of Dick Smith’s more extravagant possession make-ups, which was ultimately rejected as director William Friedkin felt the changes to Regan’s appearance should be self-inflicted and that Blair needed to be recognizable under the make-up for audiences to take it seriously.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;yeah, thank gourd this was rejected. nothin against dick smith or anything…but…no to this. i have always hated even seeing this make-up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50395025273</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50395025273</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:14:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oh, how i do love goodies in the mail


sure, these things arent news, but i have never owned...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;oh, how i do love goodies in the mail&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8c16c104fdea25010fbe73d55259b935/tumblr_inline_mmrcvoNIdP1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8784806ac39fc8607edadcc1d6dc67dd/tumblr_inline_mmrcwaULUi1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sure, these things arent news, but i have never owned physical copies of either album, and i quote billy madison:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0790f04134b78e7a6dfd0f8234a6fa4e/tumblr_inline_mmrczxhQqy1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;nah but really i love goodies in the mail and shit. thanks for always having good specials and shit online, earache records.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in other news, today turned out to be not so bad after all, and this is the worst segue you have read today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i woke up at 5, disgruntled and bitchy after having not worked all last week, expecting to face another day full of working with a moron and doing jobs i hate (especially &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt; early and especially the nature of the jobs themselves). however, today went surprisingly smooth, and when i finally got back to the office my driver and i heard the news that literally all of those bullshit early jobs are over with for the summer. ALSO, and most importantly, i recieved my paycheck for last week. i expected it to be very, very low (considering that i worked about 20 hours or so). my paycheck turned out to be for &lt;span&gt;30&lt;/span&gt; hours, showing me that perhaps my hard work and all of the shit i have to put up with is actually appreciated. i was taken aback, and i am so unbelievably grateful (especially because i really need this money right now, even if its not a regular paycheck).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i know for a fact that i will never, ever find another boss or company to work for where i will be able to stay off for nearly an entire week (sick or not) and still get paid for it. i know that i will never, ever find another group of people and company where i feel like i am part of a family. i may not make the money that i think i deserve or as much as i wish i did, i may have talents far greater (that i am unfortunately not using) than so many people i work with, i may have knowledge and intelligence far greater than so many people i work with, i may not be using those talents or intelligence to my advantage and making a career out of something i &lt;strong&gt;want&lt;/strong&gt; to do, and i may not be in the position i necessarily want to be in&amp;#8230;but it is imperative that i remember to be grateful every single day. things could be so much better, but they could also be so&amp;#8230;so&amp;#8230;so much worse. i AM sincerely appreciative of life and actually having a job&amp;#8230;but keeping myself convinced of it and in a positive mood is so very difficult because i am so very stupid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;goodies in the mail. surprises in my paycheck. these little things encourage me to be grateful and count my blessings. now i plan to buy a pizza with that hard-earned dollar i make.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50373165121</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50373165121</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:39:12 -0400</pubDate><category>me</category><category>awesome shit</category><category>story time</category></item><item><title>laughingsquid:

Detroit’s RoboCop Statue is Now Ready to Be Cast...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7096af8b1e32588dede608bc5e583e7c/tumblr_mmr2ywwaE11qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/50356286149/detroits-robocop-statue-is-now-ready-to-be-cast" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/detroits-robocop-statue-is-now-ready-to-be-cast-in-bronze/"&gt;Detroit’s RoboCop Statue is Now Ready to Be Cast in Bronze&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;FUCK YES&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50357243346</link><guid>http://jacobburnett.tumblr.com/post/50357243346</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 15:04:52 -0400</pubDate><category>awesome shit</category><category>Robocop</category></item></channel></rss>
