if i was president dictator of the united states, friday the 13th would be a recognized, and mandatorily-celebrated national holiday. shit heads.
Jeff Zornow aka Zornow Must Be Destroyed is one of the most talented artists I know…and he is also a huge Friday the 13th fan. Check out these pieces he’s done!
also friday the 13th parts 1-4 maraton forever alone my house friday night
PS —- i absolutely must have both of those t-shirts
Things I Own #8: Friday the 13th Air Freshener.
I just opened this. The odor was…surprising.
I wasn’t expecting rotting flesh, but I figured it’d at least be something “woodsy.”
Nuh uh. It’s like a hundred boxes of Post Blueberry Morning mixed with thirty cans of Lysol, condensed into a tiny slice of horrific cardboard.
The smell does not at all evoke thoughts of Jason Voorhees or Camp Crystal Lake.
But it does make me really miss Grandma.
